Celebratory Dances for Poop.
March 22, 2013, 9:27 pm
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Sometimes, I like to think about what life would be like if acting like a toddler was socially acceptable for adults. 

Things that we would then be allowed to cry openly about: 

-our pants being uncomfortable

-missing our moms

-being hungry

-being tired

-being awake

-wiping our noses

-people being mean to us

-needing a bottle right now right now right now 

Things that we would be allowed to openly celebrate:

-pooping in the potty

-eating all of our dinner

-brushing our teeth

-sleeping all night

-not murdering the cats


I mean, this sounds like a pretty sweet deal. 

I would be constantly crying and doing happy dances. There should be no in between, I think. Adulthood is everything in between a giant toddler meltdown and a celebratory poop dance. Everyone expects THE NEXT thing from you. But, with toddlers, we are kind of just glad you didn’t kill the cat today. Well done. Here’s a cookie. 


I didn’t kill ANY cats today. Where is my cookie?