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Voicemails I Leave my Psychiastrist
January 30, 2017, 9:28 pm
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Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:54 pm EST

 
“Hi, this is Carrie London. My phone number is 919-***-****. I had an appointment last week. I honestly can’t remember when it even was…but anyway, I missed it. I’m really sorry about missing it with no reason. I’ve been in bed a lot…not sure if it’s depression…not sure…anyway. But yeah ok I missed that appointment and I know I have to pay whatever that thing is called when people don’t show up, again I’m so sorry, and so I need a new appointment. Uh, reschedule. Yes. Sorry, again. Really sorry. ………OH MY BIRTHDAY IS 10/11/84 I forgot you needed that. Ok. Sorry. Bye.”

 

Receptionist called me back this morning to reschedule.

“Now, I can’t reschedule you until you pay the cancellation fee.”

“Ok. Yes. So sorry for that. Again…”

“The fee is $70.”

“I’m sorry what?”

“The cancellation fee is $70.”

“Do you need to get it now?”

“Yes. I am ready for your card number.”

“Um…mmmm…my husband has the credit card right now so I’m gonna need to call you back….um…”

“That’s fine. Call whenever you can.”

“Okaythanksbye.”

 

 

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.