Now, listen.
January 7, 2011, 12:54 pm
Filed under: this entry is too short to even warrant a category.

“Being pregnant is a magical time!” You know what ‘they’ mean when they say this? It’s like that trick that magicians do on stage; you know the one–where they ask an unsuspecting audience member to step into a box so they can be sawed in half. The audience ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ and then after a few moments the magician pushes the dismembered participant back together. When they emerge from the box, they appear to be amazed, but you have a sneaking suspicion that just below the surface they are crapping their pants.

Yeah, it’s kind of like that. Magical.

And in this blog, I’m going to talk about it.